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» Tall Tale Tuesday


It's a Tall Tale Tuesday
All the storytellers dress their best 
And recite their latest lies
Some dance and do theatrics
Some want crowd participation
Me I like to get lost inside my mind
And it might seem like a circus 
To a tourist or first timer 
But if you knew us you would probably say 
That all in all we're pretty normal 
We're just trying to be who we are 
On a Tall Tale Tuesday

It's a Tall Tale Tuesday 
And I'm sitting at the bar
Talking to a girl from upper New York State
Who says she's been here 2 years
And that she sure misses the seasons
And she thinks she might go back someday
And when they call her name 
She goes to the stage 
And whispers something in the microphone that noone hears
And then she plays the ukulele
And she sings just like an angel
And when she's through we're all in tears

Oh....

It's a Tall Tale Tuesday 
And it's my turn 
To try out the latest Tall Tale
That I've never told
If by chance someone believes me
I might get a handshake or a pat on the back 
Or a "way to go"
But I'll be here next Tuesday and the Tuesday after that 
And I know some might say I'm insane
But all in all I'm pretty normal 
I'm just trying to be who I am 
On a Tall Tale Tuesday

Yeah all in all I'm pretty normal
I'm just trying to be who I am 
On a Tall Tale Tuesday

Oh....