I got a totally average woman
Stands about 5 foot 3
I got a totally average woman
Weighs about a hundred fifty three
She's a mean mean woman
Statistically mean
(y'know- average)
When she walks down the street
Some people notice. Some don't
When she walks down the street
Some people notice but in general, most people don't
Some guys'll whistle
Twice as many won't
She can make a blind man hear
Make a deaf man see
She could have any guy who is no better or worse than me
I got a totally average woman
IQ of a hundred
(That's it. a hundred).
She's a mean, mean woman
Statistically mean
She takes all my money
Invests it in a mutual fund
She takes all my hard-earned money
Invests it in a highly-diversified dividend-producing mutual fund
We will probably retire in a style to which we are accustomed
Every night she beats
Lord she beats me so bad
Every night she beats me
Oh Lord how she beats me so bad
(it's humiliating)
She's the toughest Scrabble partner
I have ever had
She can let a sleeping dog lie
Send a dead man to his grave
When she was a young child she would occasionally misbehave
I got a totally average woman
Stands about five foot three
point seven
She's a mean mean woman
Statistically mean
(Baby I would walk over room-temperature coals for you!)
