Are you:



Please call us 800-200-3737 or send an .
Please call us 800-200-3737 or send an .

» Totally Average Woman


I got a totally average woman

Stands about 5 foot 3

I got a totally average woman

Weighs about a hundred fifty three

She's a mean mean woman

Statistically mean

(y'know- average)

 

When she walks down the street

Some people notice. Some don't

When she walks down the street

Some people notice but in general, most people don't

Some guys'll whistle

Twice as many won't

 

She can make a blind man hear

Make a deaf man see

She could have any guy who is no better or worse than me

 

I got a totally average woman

IQ of a hundred

(That's it. a hundred).

She's a mean, mean woman

Statistically mean

 

She takes all my money

Invests it in a mutual fund

She takes all my hard-earned money

Invests it in a highly-diversified dividend-producing mutual fund

We will probably retire in a style to which we are accustomed

 

Every night she beats 

Lord she beats me so bad

Every night she beats me

Oh Lord how she beats me so bad 

(it's humiliating)

She's the toughest Scrabble partner

I have ever had

 

She can let a sleeping dog lie

Send a dead man to his grave

When she was a young child she would occasionally misbehave

 

I got a totally average woman

Stands about five foot three

point seven

She's a mean mean woman

Statistically mean

(Baby I would walk over room-temperature coals for you!)