CHORUS:
When I die my last request I’d like for God to know
If dogs aren’t found beside him as he sits upon his throne
If heaven’s not the final rest where loving puppies go
My last request I’d like for God to know
That when I die I want to be where they go.
Ripped rugs and chewed up shoes New puppy teething blues
House cats terrorized Right before your eyes
Irish setters, Newfoundlands French Bulldogs and Dobermans,
Brittany Spaniels, ****-a-poos, With a dog you just can’t lose
Drinks from the toilet stool Then covers you with drool
Begs for a scrap of food Doesn’t find it rude
Pinscher, Corgi, Bishon Frise Lhaso Apso, Pekingese.
Pointer, Afghan, Chinese Crested Learn this chorus you will be tested.
Border collie, Basset Hound Yellow Lab and Greyhound
Golden Retriever You know I’m not deceivin’ ya
It isn’t just a happen stance Or some bizarre coincidence
That when dog’s spelled and turned around It spells out GOD just upside down
Sleep twenty hours a day Picks 4 AM to play
Take him outside Take him for a ride
St Bernard and SharPei Shitzu, Dachsund, Bouvier
Whippet, Great Dane, Finnish Spitz Come on now we’re almost done with it
Chase skunks into the night To prove your K-9 might
Skulk back home when you lose to bathe in canned tomato juice
Mastiff, Boxer, Pappilon Ridgeback, Pomeranian
Irish Wolfhound, Aussie Shepard, Schnauzers, Mini, Giant and Standard
Malmute, Maltese, Portugese, Elkhound, Borzoi, Pyrenes
Chow, Akita, Springer, Yorkie, Airedale, Norwich and Bisenji
Asta, Astro, Toto too Yellar, Lassie, Scooby-doo
Pluto, Goofy, Rin Tin Tin Let’s bring this dog song to an end
CHORUS: X2