Oye Oye Oye
Somebody sabotaged it
Oye Oye Oye
They meant to be aboard it
Oh No No
It is now unmanned
And drifting over London
The brand new
Top-secret airship
Navigation too and heavy armaments
It won’t waft down anytime soon
No one’s in it now
The carbon arc lights turn the nighttime so very bright
Scanning for secret spies in flight
The gendarmes are looking for a fight
The carbon arc lights turn the nighttime brilliant white
So unlike those agents, right?
If they get home
I wouldn’t want to be them
Oye Oye Oye
There was some subterfuge
Oye Oye Oye
The airship was a ruse
Oh No No
The spies found out
Too late to make their escape
Decoy code passed to those secret agents
Slight of hand and careful misdirection
Our undercover man toyed with them
Not unlike a cat with yarn
Do they now deserve the hangman’s noose?
On the lam and still very loose
So confused
And quite obtuse,
They will be captured very soon
Their shackled hands shadowed by the gibbous moon
Their sentences carried out at high noon
Really, wouldn’t want to be them