Warped by the rain, driven by the snow, I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know,
But I'm still.... willin'. Out on the road late at night,
I seen my pretty Alice in every headlight. Alice.... Dallas Alice.
And I been from Tucson to Tucumcareh, Tehachapi to Tonapa,
I've driven every kind of rig that's we've been made
driven the backroads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you'll give me weed, whites and wine
I'll be willing to be moving.
Kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet,
I've had my head stoved in but I'm still on my feet,
and I'm still..... willing.
Smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico,
baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico
and I'm still...
repeat Chorus and out.