Southpaw - New Jersey, Westfield, NJ: Ain't As Easy As You Drink I Am

» Ain't As Easy As You Drink I Am

I bet you were a tall drink of water

When you walked into this place seven hours ago

But ten drinks later, just look at your face

Three sheets and they’re ready to blow

The lights are barely on in this bar

But I can see what you’re

Thinkin’ that your chances look up

The more you’re drinking

So belly on up and throw another one down

And keep telling yourself you’re the man

But it ain't your night, mister

And I ain’t your woman

Cuz I ain’t as easy as you drink I am

Now some boys it goes to their muscles, hey yeah

And some boys it goes to their head

And sometimes it goes to that particular place

That makes 'em think your boots belong by their bed

You think you’re some kinda juke joint king

You can buy me a drink

But I ain't givin' up a thing

So belly on up and throw another one down

And keep telling yourself you’re the man

But it ain't your night, mister

And I ain’t your woman

Cuz I ain’t as easy as you drink I am

You're spitting out words like some clumsy Casanova

Thinking that you got me impressed

Something 'bout trucks and your dog and your momma

With your eyes tattooed on my chest

You’re gonna wake up with the devil

And pay for your sin

But this time tomorrow you can run it back again

So belly on up and throw another one down

And turn on the charm if you can

But it ain't your night, mister
And I ain’t your woman

Cuz I ain’t as easy as you drink I am