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Pretty Little Hen
Words & Music by Joe Grillo

 

Well I walked into a bar

On the wrong side of town

And I sat down to have me a drink

When I looked around

I got a feeling in my bones

Maybe I was in the wrong precinct

 

There was something in the air

Couldn’t put my finger on it

But I knew that it just wasn’t right

When the bartender told me that a pretty little hen

Wants to buy me a round tonight

 

Well I looked at her and she winked at me

And I got a little tingle up my spine

she was mighty mighty cute

In her alligator boots

And her curly hair was looking fine

 

She had a big bright smile and a twinkle in her eye

When she sat on down next to me

Well I thought that I died and I’d gone to heaven

when she asked me  “Baby what will it be?”

 

Well we drank a few shots and we did a few beers

And I thought I was living in a dream

Just the three of us having a good ole time

Me and her and my friend Jim Beam

 

We was catching a buzz One thing lead to another

And she asked me to follow her home

I said “pretty pretty baby I don’t even know your name

What kind of guy do you think I am?”

 

She said “My names Tom that’s all you got to know

I wanna give you a little booster.”

Imagine my surprise when I come to find

This Pretty little hen was a rooster 

Pretty little hen

Pretty little hen

This Pretty little hen was a rooster

Imagine my surprise when I come to find

This pretty little hen was a rooster

 

 

 

 

 

Now Johnny at the bar, he’s a friend of mine

He said “You ain’t gonna be no loser”

He said “ You never ever gonna meet a chicky like that!

This pretty little hen is a rooster

 

Pretty little hen

Pretty little hen     

This Pretty little hen was a rooster

Imagine my surprise when I come to find

This pretty little hen was a rooster