Drivin’ down the road
Tears pourin’ from her eyes
Feelin’ so lonesome
Never meeting any guys
Then like a prayer
That was answered from above
A sign appeared that stopped her tears
Could this be a chance for love?
It said Manville, just 5 miles ahead
Manville, fantasies filled her head
A town where a girl could have her pick
You gotta beat ‘em off with a stick
Manville, Manville
There were tall ones and short ones
Some were built and some were thin
Brown haired and blond, blue eyes and green
It was a symphony of the masculine
Some were brainy, some were brawny
Some were rich, some were fun
They were all there to please her
How could she pick just one?
Manville, just pick and choose
Manville, how could she refuse
A town where a girl could have her pick
You gotta beat ‘em off with a stick
Manville, Manville
More men in Manville
Than you could fit in a landfill
Now I ain’t lyin’
This is where they’re hidin’
Manville, a dream come true
Manville it could happen to you
Manville, just pick and choose
Manville, how could she refuse
A town where a girl could have her pick
You gotta beat ‘em off with a stick
Manville, Manville