Well, I was sitting there, enjoying the view
Minding my own, and having a few
Then you walked by, caught my eye
and I leaned over and tried to say hi
Then I fell off that ole’ bar stool
And acted just like a fool
Chorus
So I dusted myself off of that floor
No need to cuss ‘cause I've been there before
So I jumped up, and threw down my hat
I looked around and said who did that
You were looking quite confused
Everybody in the bar was amused
Chorus
Well right about then I hit a brick wall
Come to find out, it was her boyfriend Paul
But he didn't look confused
And I don’t think he was amused
You gotta know just when to say when
Or you could end up in the pen
Chorus
(Chorus) One more drink and I'll leave this bar
One more drink, man, where's my car
One more drink, and I'll kick some ****
One more drink, and I'll be smokin’ grass
One more drink, and I'll find me a girl
One more drink, and then I'll conquer the world
Hey, hey…. one more drink
