Greg Solomon, Ocala, FL
Professor Phineas T. Mortimer
Professor Phineas T. Mortimer was born 1847 in the Midwest town of Wichita, Kansas. Professor Mortimer is well known in many states from the west to the eastern seaboard and is one of the most public spirited and prominent of citizens you will ever meet. He was raised in a home of 9 brothers and 6 sisters. They were a remarkably strong and vigorous family and it is said that at no time was a doctor's service required by them. After seeing the other citizens of Wichita ailing from many and sundry ailments, he decided to take up medicine. He studied medicine under the direction of the native medicine man, Chief Get Um Up Early Kickapoo, to create the base for his elixir. In his 20's, Professor Mortimer travelled to the mysterious country of Egypt and there learned the secrets of the pharaohs, adding those magical ingredients to create his Medicinal Elixir. From there he travelled back to the US to spread the word far and wide about the amazing properties of his cure-all. He is a splendid person of great character and personality, always doing good for others and is here to extoll the virtues of his marvelous elixir.