On a very ordinary day, my destiny revealed itself to me in the form of a black scribble. This scribble told me that it was time to raise up an army of ninjas. I asked the scribble how I would find them and it told me to send out a signal and let them find me. This is when I began marking ordinary t-shirts with these special indicators that would compel the novice ninjas to join my cause.
Me, I'm just the messenger.
